Part Two: Because sometimes, having one more beer will cost you more than what's on your bar tab.
So, we left the bar and strolled to the Metro station. Once we got down there, it dawned on us that it was relatively late (almost 11 pm), but there were still trains running, so it didn't concern us too much. We hopped on the train and away we went down the line.
That is, until the train stopped at Guro station and everyone was told to get off. You see, the subways don't run 24/7 here, they only run from 5:30 am to 11:30 pm. And we had checked the last train at the station but it was for the station we were leaving, not the station we were headed too. DOH!
Enlisting the help of the Metro worker who understood enough English to get by, we were routed onto another train in the hopes of transferring and getting to the express bus stop. So we made the train to the next transfer point, and well... Nothing. It was close to midnight and the last train had left that station about 3 minutes before we got there. By this time, we knew we were getting in a tight situation, so we called the babysitter and explained what was going on and what our plan was, but that we would call her to keep her updated.
So, we're stuck somewhere in Seoul with no trains back to Songtan - fine, we'll take the bus. We saw a patrol of Korean police officers and approached them for help. Yeah, no one spoke English. Luckily another patrol approached and one of them spoke decent enough to figure out what was going on with us. We explained that we needed to get a cab or a city bus to the bus terminal. By this time, another friendly Metro worker approached, who also spoke decent enough English. He tried to arrange for a cab for us to get to where we needed to go and did translation so we knew what was up.
All the while, the rest of the police patrol were playing grab-ass. Seriously, we had some Stooges-esqe comedy going. One was trying his best to use all of his English phrases, the others were making fun of him and the routine would start all over. It was a good 5 minutes of giggling with them. I only wish I had the presence of mind to take a picture with them because it would have been a nice momento.
While the Metro worker was trying to find us a cab, he had a taxi driver say he could get us where we were going for 20,000 Won. It just didn't sound right to me, so I said no, he could bill us off of the meter that I would pay that amount, plus tip. The taxi driver refused my offer and he went to find another fare.
All of a sudden, there were Koreans all around us talking loudly. I just thought they were bidding for the cab, since this was the only non-reserved taxi. Then a few drunken folks started getting really loud and shouting back and forth. I started to get uncomfortable because one person kept pointing at us and the only words I could recognize was the name of the bus terminal. About this time, a friendly person came over and asked where we were trying to go, and said it in perfect English. He and his friend, Rachel, turned out to be our lifesavers at this point because the Metro worker was still trying to do his best to keep the peace and take care of us at the same time. It was getting chaotic. Turns out our helping hand was Korean-American and was born and raised in Minnesota. He's over here on a teaching contract.
I finally asked Rachel what everyone was shouting over. She told us that they were upset with the cab driver because everyone around us heard what he was trying to do with our fare and they were calling him out on it being unfair. The cabbie finally had enough of the crowd and drove away without a fare.
Rachel told the Metro worker that she would get us in a cab so he could get back to work, and we followed her to the rendeavoux point for a reserved taxi. Turns out that reserved taxis are hard to come by after midnight in Seoul, so we waited for a good hour for ours to turn up. It finally did and off we went to the bus terminal, still hoping we could get home. Rachel came with us, since she lived on the way and to be sure the cab driver got us to the right destination.
By the way, Rachel is our new friend and I hope we get to meet back up with her soon. She speaks fluent English, was very kind in offering to show us around the next time we came up to Seoul, but the best is she works with the Korean orphanges for adoptions. She was just getting home from an all day tour with a group from Colorado, yet she made the time to help us. Needless to say, we've made a date to head back to Insa-dong for tea. I can't think of a better person to share this with.
After dropping Rachel off near her apartment, we continued on to the bus terminal. And just as everything else was going, it too was closed. Figures, since it was 2 am by the time we got over there. We paid the driver and decided to find a hotel for the night and catch the first train out. I had spotted a hotel on the way to the bus stop so we doubled back and enjoyed our walk. Again, it was just a beautiful night; way too beautiful and catastrophic for either of us to really get pissed.
The first hotel we stopped at was booked, so we decided to wander around a bit to get a better idea of what all was in that area. We ran into another group of people in the same situation as we were, and they were Americans too. They said they had found a hotel around the corner from where we were standing that was pretty reasonable and looked clean. We thanked them and walked on, but decided against strolling much longer. It was getting close to 3 am, which is curfew time for Ronnie, and I was in dire need of rest. We tried to find the hotel the guys told us about by heading down a side street, and stumbled across a jjimjilbang (Korean sauna/steam bath). It sounded like just the place for us to rest for 3 hours or so.
Turns out the jjimjilbang was down another alley and then we entered the front door. The hallway was lit with blue fluorescent lighting and the desk clerk was sitting behind thick plexiglass. Not a good sign, but we decided to go for it - it was only a few hours and we didn't have the girls with us, so why not. Secretly I was hoping this was just for show on the first floor, that the rest of the floors would be normal.
Alas, I was wrong... our floor was lit up like a night club too. Tentatively, we opened the door to our room, expecting the worst. We were pleasantly surprised to find a nicely appointed room with a comfy bed and a jacuzzi tub in the bathroom. After calling the babysitter to tell her what the final outcome was, we laid down and took a nap until 5 am.
5 am came in the blink of an eye. We were up and out the door in about 10 minutes flat and walked back to the Metro station. Caught the train, made a u-turn to catch another train, and headed back to Songtan. I got off at our normal stop and caught a cab to the house, as our babysitter had somewhere to be. I met the sitter and sent her on her way in time to catch a call from Ronnie. The call dropped because Ronnie's cell was dead. Then I realized, the keys to the car were in my purse; he gave them to me to hold. CRAP!
So I got the girls gathered up and off we went to the station to rescue daddy. Little did I know that he had hopped in his own cab and was heading to the house. He called me when he got his phone to a charger to tell me that he was at the house. The girls and I had a good laugh and made another u-turn to get to the house and pick him up. By the time we finally got to the station where our car was parked it was 9 am - we had been on a date for 16 hours.
Boys and Girls, what do we learn from this? The moral of the story to this is be sure to check the last train to the station you need to return to, not the one you are leaving from. Be sure that your cell phone is fully charged. And if you do get lost in a foreign country, keep a sense of humor about the whole thing. There were several points where either of us could have lost our tempers, but we relaxed and asked for help. Luckily, we were blessed with people who were willing to lend a hand and we were too busy having a good laugh at the whole thing to really get mad.